The Valentine aisle is dangerous

Walking through Walmart's Valentine aisle
I came across the wait for it...Turtles,
but it gets better, they have cashews!!!

Get yourself a bag and hide it from your family,
cuz you will be eating them all!
Or maybe I'm just talking about me

I also may have purchased some red velvet m&ms,
but someone ate them all

and someone put Valentine peanut m&ms
in my basket

XOXO